my rant about our cats

Hi! Assalamualaikum

I am really sorry if this entry contains lot of grammatical errors, and i am deeply apologise if you are a grammar nazi kind of type. (you must be super annoyed hahaaha)

Our house apparently have like 3 adult cats (hajar, hitam and manis) and the youngster (2 hajar punya, 4 or maybe 5 manis punya) (she is not that manis actually) (always meowing meowing) (get a life pleaseeeeeeee) (okay, your life is here, with us) (im sorry i am not so Cat lover) (unless, the cat berbulu2 tebal) (but still, err no.. ) (dont come near to me unless you are hungry) (BUT THE CATS, HITAM AND MANIS ARE HUNGRY ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!) (and they are super annoying) (now i felt so bad) (but listen to me first)

This entry was supposed to be titled 'price comparison' between kedai acheh , and big big mall but seriously, since i wanted to do an introduction, that has to involved the cat, i suddenly got very furious thinking of them, and erm... thus, it turned out to be a 'rintihan kucing' entry. 

So, Manis is a daughter of Hitam (who has a LOT OF kids, seriously, but the kids of Hitam from many many many many many many manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy many pregnancies, are died already or i dont know, maybe run away  to get a better life) (Wait. do cats kid called kids? or kittens? or whatt? hahahahaha malas google so kids k..err) I dont even want to know. It is hard to take care of her already, and you can imagine how hard to take care of her kids if they all keep stay to live with us. And WORSE. IF ALL OF THEM HAVE THE SAME BEHAVIOUR AS THEIR MOTHER, because you know what. Manis behaviors is exactly like her mother. 

• meow 24hours. whether hungry or full already, they still meow ing until we looked into their eyes, giving the stare " go or ill kill you" but unfortunately they are animals. they dont have brains, so they cannot interpret my stare and thus, meow meow meow some 24hours more. 

• always trying so hard to enter into the house. like seriously guys. you all have your own house (WE HAVE THIS ONE BIG KANDANG SPECAILLY MADE JUST FOR THEM), and better not. you all have the world outside as big as you can go but still they insists to enter into the house, with any possible lubang and ruang they got. windows open? zappp they meow. seeking for attention, doors open? meoww again. windows of the kitchen? THEY EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR HANDS AND TRIED TO FREAKING OPEN THE WINDOW LIKE SEEEEEEEEEE? YOU KNOW HOW TO EVEN THINK YET YOU CANNOT INTERPRET MY STARES??!!!!!

• berak and kencing IN THE HOUSEEEE!! like dude. *boiled blood* tak kenang jasa dan budi. we give food for you, and this is what you repay us?? It was not like they have been stay with us for one or two days, it has been yearssssssssssssssss k. and yet, they dont still understand. geezzzz.. annoying. hahahahahaha

Sometimes i get really stressed out. Like they dont even know what is "putus asa" means, selagi tak masuk rumah selagi tu diorang akan cari ruang untuk masuk dalam rumah dan menyendeng2 dekat kaki walaupun kita dah shuhh shuhh diorang but still diorang menyendeng lagi sambil meow meow huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, and i wanted to cry if they did that!!! Plus, if i am eating, and they just eat and they still want more, and what can i do?????????? I cried. It was worst, if we have guests attended to our house, and they dont even know timing. MANNNNNNNNNNN TIMING MANNNN. Oh, they are woman. GEEZZZ. 

I think that explains everything. Even when the cats are woman, they still can be supper annoying and clingy and urghhh like a woman in human. 

The reasons why i am so stressed out are because

First, as i told you i am not a cat lover. I can 'wwaaa so cute so cutee' touch them a little bit and thats it. For the non cute cats, i will just give them foods so that they can go away far far far away from me or if i am feeling a little bit angelic, i will just pat them on their heads and went "poor you must be so hungry" "but please, dont come near me again" "come only if you are hungry" "only if you are hungry". I AM STILL A HUMAN okay, i know they can feel hurt, hungry, and etc. But i am not a cat type. 

All i can do is giving them food. and done. shuhh shuhhh.

But deep in my heart, I love Hitam and Manis. For this one odd day i was thinking "what if hitam died? the house would be so lonelyyyyyyyy without them, dont die dont die, just please behave well"

And, if i havent seen Hitam for days, i started to freak out. Like where is hitammm? Lamanya tak nampak. I long for their meow meow. (why do i feel like that?!) but they still irritated me. i am annoyed okay. hahaha

LOVE IS SO WEIRD. or it is just me. huhu

Hajar on the other hand, is super super nice cat. She behaves so well. She dont even meow!!?? Ahahahaha. She eats cat food (super easy to take care of) (meanwhile, hitam and manis eat human food so ='= it is super hard to give them food when the family cook dishes that does not contain ikan or ayam, or if we dont have any of that in our refrigerator) Very passive type of cat, love to keep herself by herself. Haha. And dont care about us. LOL.

Penantnya mengeluh.

Ketemu lagi, bye bye!